January 2012
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December 2011
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I love my mom.
Mom: wow that’s a weird looking guy Me: that’s a dog
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Friend's that text you ungodly late or early
Friend: Hey what's up
Me: Well I was sleeping
Friend: Oh sorry, my bad bro, thought you were up
Me: At five in the fucking morning
Friend: yeah
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: I fucking hate you
When the drama queen is upset →
funniest10k:
Them: Me:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Boomer is in jail for undisclosed reasons.
tanneradtr182:
When the night will begin The pain it won’t end, even if she falls in love Back, you wanna turn back Your heart will attack, even if she falls in love Try to look in her eyes The light is just right, even if she falls in love And it isn’t so bad It’s driving you mad, Even if she falls in love
Best song on that album. So fucking good.
Reblog if your best friend is pretty.
today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
burnintotheground:
beeeleenn:
Bitch in the red looks like she’s dancing around like “IIII GOTSSS TITTAYYYS”
takebackyourconfidence:
“We’re not stars…. we’re all just dorks in a band”
—
Mark Hoppus
Honestly how I believe my band would be like. Just dorks playing music.
This is my favorite gif of all time. EVER.
suchabrilliantstaryouare:
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"OMG i haven't seen my boyfriend in like five...
Bitch, there are couples who don’t get to see each other for months at a time. Be thankful that you can just about hang out with your boyfriend whenever you guys feel like it, because there are so many people out there who would love to have that privilege. If they can live for months without seeing their significant other, you sure as hell can deal with a little longer than a few days.
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This is my first (recorded) acoustic song :)...
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Hey! Listen!
(promptly shoots Navi in the face with a howitzer) Added a new link to my blog. Clicking it will let you browse my original content, instead of viewing the things I’ve reblogged :) just thought I’d share that with you guys. Cheers!
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I have eaten Taco Bell three days in a row.
No regrets whatsoever. They brought back the Beefy Crunchy Burrito. I’m going to eat the shit out them before they discontinue them again.
The awkward moment when you realize that Adele is...
Accept she’s definitely not… Taylor Swift = 22, Adele = 23 Definitely younger…
I hate it when people are at your house and ask,
daily-tumbles:
“Hey do you have a bathroom?”
-Nooooo not at all, we shit in the yard!
Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do
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The Absolute Funniest Posts!: What JKR thought... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm…I’ll kill them. Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let’s kill him. Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry’s mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let’s kill him. Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him. Oh,…
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Most musicians are up til 2 in the morning to...
While I’m cleaning and restringing my acoustic while listening to Blink-182’s Self-Titled CD on repeat. I guess I could write afterwards, but my procrastination knows no bounds. I need someone to keep me on track and kick my ass into high gear. A band would probably help. Forever bandless. :(
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The birds and the bees.
Kid: Daddy, what are the birds and the bees?
Dad: Hmmm...well son, it goes something like...if a bird and a bee love each other very much...the bee "stings" the bird with it's "stinger"!
Kid: But I thought bees lose their life when they use their stinger...
Dad: Oh they do son, they do. That's why bee's must always WEAR PROTECTION.
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There's a new Taco Bell open by my house.
Time to go in with Jordan, construct a gun that shoots hot sauce packets, and show them who owns this turf. Real talk.
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New blog!
So I made another blog, titled “Short Short Story”, where I now write my short stories, and even shorter stories than those :D for those who enjoy my writing, or just like to read short stories about anything in general, check it out :) I’m shooting to write a new story or two everyday. Hope you enjoy it :D