March 2012
February 2012
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friend-zoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
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Ohhh that Rick Santorum
Before I begin this text post, I would like to point out a couple of things: A.) I am democrat. B.) I’m not all that into politics. In the break rooms at work, all they have on TV is CNN and other News channels that extensively cover politics and the like, so we don’t have much of a choice than to watch/listen to it on breaks. So Jordan and I are sitting on break and we start hearing...
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reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
Go for it! :)
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Currently making a game in RPG Maker.
Call me a nerd, but man, so far it’s so much fun, yet so confusing. Basically, the title says it all: you make your own RPG. Think of Final Fantasy, Suikoden, Tales, Star Ocean, Dragon Warrior/Quest, stuff like that. I’ve been working on a game for… 3 hours overall. I have a total of 7 speech bubbles, 3 monsters coded, 10 items coded, and one treasure chest containing the...
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Family logic
Family Member: Oh hi there!
You: Hi.
Member: Haven't seen you in awhile! Are you working somewhere?
You: Yeah.
Member: Going to school?
You: Yeah.
Member: Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?
You: Yeah.
Member: Like your career path?
You: Yeah.
Member: Have your own car?
You: Yeah.
Member: Pay your own bills?
You: Yeah.
Member: When's the last time you visited your Grandparents?
You: Yesterday.
Member: Are you still living at home?
You: Well, yeah...
Member: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO YOUR FAMILY YOU NEED TO GET OFF THE COUCH AND DO SOMETHING YOUR PARENTS NEED TO GET ON YOUR ASS MORE OFTEN
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Not to be a badass
But I’m The Box Ghost.
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Work, work, work all week til the job gets done.
If you know what song the title came from, you win a cookie! Work’s been kicking my ass. Working 11 pm to 7:30 am 5 days a week is ridiculous. I’m making great money for it, especially for a first job, but man, my muscles are screaming at me. Working in a factory has it’s perks and it’s cons. It’s a very monotonous job; same shit different day type of deal, so...
Our Shot at Redemption: When you’re watching... →
bandgeek12395:
shot-at-redemption:
you’re seeing them at their most vulnerable. They’re relaxed and not protecting their expressions of movements.
You might even see their reactions to dreams crossing their face, both smiles and troubled grimaces, which in my case would make me feel protective, wanting to reach out and soothe…
So true
What Color Is Your Rainbow? →
toastcore:
starspangledbellbottoms:
My Results: Your rainbow is intensely shaded red, white, and violet.
What is says about you: You are a contemplative person. You appreciate energetic people. You get bored easily and want friends who will keep up with you. You are patient and will keep trying to understand something until you’ve mastered it.
Result: strongly shaded red and pink. What is...
Anonymous asked: 1-100. Go!
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Having blue eyes is actually a mutation
I pride myself in being a mutant. Gonna put it on all of my paperwork and shit.
CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE WHO SURVIVED THE...
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One of the most annoying things ever
Me: Hey, I have a question.
Person: What is it?
Me: [insert question here]
Person: Well, what do you think?
Me: If I knew the answer I wouldn't have asked you, you fat sack of dog shit.
