May 28th, 2012 at 2:55PM
It is way too hot today and I’m sweating like a hooker in heat. Doesn’t help that:A.) I am wearing a black shirt like a dumbass.B.) Was outside trying out my new disc golf disc before my brother and I go playing this Wednesday.C.) This Tigers game is just that infuriating. Did you know you can become an umpire even if you’re blind? It is true, because the home plate, first base and second base umpires must all own seeing eye dogs. No other explanation for the shit they’ve pulled so far.Joy.Happy Memorial Day! I thank all of our brave men and women, no matter their background, sexual orientation, nationality, music preference, or any other reason people discriminate for. If you’re serving my country to keep me safe and free, you’re a hero in my book.Also, thanks to my brother, who is currently serving in the US Navy, and is here in Michigan on leave before he goes back to South Carolina to continue serving. And thanks to my good friend Matt who just entered into boot camp for the Navy as well. Godspeed to you, my friend.

It is way too hot today and I’m sweating like a hooker in heat. Doesn’t help that:

A.) I am wearing a black shirt like a dumbass.
B.) Was outside trying out my new disc golf disc before my brother and I go playing this Wednesday.
C.) This Tigers game is just that infuriating. Did you know you can become an umpire even if you’re blind? It is true, because the home plate, first base and second base umpires must all own seeing eye dogs. No other explanation for the shit they’ve pulled so far.

Joy.

Happy Memorial Day! I thank all of our brave men and women, no matter their background, sexual orientation, nationality, music preference, or any other reason people discriminate for. If you’re serving my country to keep me safe and free, you’re a hero in my book.

Also, thanks to my brother, who is currently serving in the US Navy, and is here in Michigan on leave before he goes back to South Carolina to continue serving. And thanks to my good friend Matt who just entered into boot camp for the Navy as well. Godspeed to you, my friend.

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May 21st, 2012 at 2:34PM

Things that annoy me: #6

People who initiate this conversation:


Guy: [singing his favorite song]
Dude: Hey who sings this song?
Guy: Nicki Minaj.
Dude: Yeah lets keep it that way.

Actually, this conversation should never happen. Nicki Minaj is terrible.

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May 21st, 2012 at 8:15AM

Sometimes I wonder

If Oscar Meyer ever tried picking up women at a bar. He probably used pick up lines like “I’m Oscar Meyer and all the ladies love my weiner”.

Such a dirty man.

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May 20th, 2012 at 5:30AM

We had a bonfire tonight. And there’s only one way to start a fire: the man’s way.

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May 20th, 2012 at 4:21AM

Things that annoy me: #4

Running on the treadmill in the gym and tripping on my own dick.

It’s not very pleasing.

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May 19th, 2012 at 8:36PM
Gotta love the pink or magenta color of my room. This is what happens when your parents let your sister in law color the room any color they want.I would like to repaint it to a more pleasing color, but A.) It really doesn’t bother me too much, and B.) I work way too damn much to even care.When I have time off and I’m not traveling from state to state, I will get around to it I’m sure. Until then, magenta is remains.

Gotta love the pink or magenta color of my room. This is what happens when your parents let your sister in law color the room any color they want.

I would like to repaint it to a more pleasing color, but A.) It really doesn’t bother me too much, and B.) I work way too damn much to even care.

When I have time off and I’m not traveling from state to state, I will get around to it I’m sure. Until then, magenta is remains.

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May 18th, 2012 at 5:33AM
When I get bored, I troll Omegle from time to time. I’m currently bed ridden, so there’s not much else to do.This is not one of my better ones, but I just realized I could click the little Tumblr button and post it straight to my blog. Hawt.

When I get bored, I troll Omegle from time to time. I’m currently bed ridden, so there’s not much else to do.

This is not one of my better ones, but I just realized I could click the little Tumblr button and post it straight to my blog. Hawt.

Source: logs.Omegle.com #Omegle#strangers#talking#conversation#killerpancakex